Picking Up The Boss
Darth Vader has a very loyal group of troopers on his side. Looking for him, and ready to drive him back to his home. Hopefully they have better driving skills than they have aim.
Forrest Gump
It must have been a surreal experience seeing this man. Not only is he in the exact same outfit, but he looks like a young Tom Hanks. It’s a wonder if the style of dress was intentional or not.
Getting Ready
Always take off your shoes and any metal before going through customs at the airport. Although it seems as though this young woman’s going a little bit too far. She probably doesn’t have to tie her hair up.
Feeling Festive
Looks like this pair met each other in the terminal, and they were both in the festive mood. It’s certainly a nice pair of suits, it’s understandable why they felt they just had to take a picture.
Airport Hammock
You have to admire the ingenuity and the commitment to the bit. Airports aren’t exactly comfortable to sleep in anyway. The real feat is that none of the staff tried to get that hammock taken down.
Airport Selfie
Taking a selfie in the bathroom is a common occurrence. But an airport bathroom? Guess this flight attendant didn’t have the opportunity to get a photo of herself any other time. And she does look good.
Hidden Soldier
Is this Toy Story? Seems as though this army man was on a secret mission. Let’s hope he doesn’t get caught… again.
Buff It Out
What kind of convention were these guys here for? Perhaps if the humans do a good job shining their feet, our robot overlords won’t try to destroy us.
Security
Now this is airport security people can get behind. Then again, it’s probably not real security guards. Must have been an interesting photoshoot. And the patrons of the airport it happened in must have had quite the show.
Stick It To The Man
This goes to show why it’s dangerous to fall asleep in an airport. Don’t want children putting stickers all over you.
TSA Baby
The image is a little blurry so it’s hard to tell if this is a real baby or a toy. Hopefully it’s the latter, otherwise, someone needs to take a second look at the TSA’s guidelines.
Body Check
Sometimes you need to get a body check done at the airport. It makes sense, sometimes you simply just forget to remove some metal from your person. Although, this TSA agent seems to be getting a little overly… familiar.
Checking Her Out
This woman does have model-like good looks and posture. And it seems as though the men in the background noticed that. It’s a little hard to see but they’re snapping pictures of her from behind.
Welcome Home
What prison was their mom in that she was coming from prison? At least her family is happy to see her again.
Riding The Wave
When you’re small, you’ve got a few more options for transport than a full-grown adult. For example, hitch a ride on an adult’s carry-on. It’ll get you plenty of miles.
Nice And Snug
No luggage or anything, they just needed a nap. And sleeping between the armrests really keep them nice and secure. You wouldn’t want to roll onto the floor.
A Kiss Goodbye… But Not For Too Long
To be fair, anyone that’s staying put and kissing for over three minutes is probably a nuisance and an obstruction. Think about it, when was the last time you kissed someone for over 3 minutes.
Through The Metal Detector
Using a metal detector is just standard procedure in an airport. Although, if you look closely, this woman’s not quite just being checked by the metal detector. You can see a hand a little bit too low in that instance.
Modeling
It’s hard to believe this could’ve been taken at an actual airport. As a matter of fact, it probably wasn’t. Those uniforms definitely aren’t regulation though.
The Kingdom Of Blankets
People often carry blankets with them for their flight. The airplane gets a little chilly. But, if the airport’s a little chilly, they can also be perfect for napping before you board the plane too.
Stairway To Nowhere
Were they even paying attention when they started to climb the steps? There clearly isn’t even a plane there.
Who Was On X-Ray Duty?
Was anyone paying attention! There’s a man stuck in the X-Ray machine! Who’s getting fired!
Translation Error
It probably tried to say something along the lines of “Go back behind you”. Something always seems to be lost in translation.
The Man Who Could Sleep Anywhere
The number of people that can fall asleep practically upside-down while their head and upper back is resting on a suitcase off of the chair they’re sitting in must be staggeringly low.
A Critical Error In A Hawaiian Airport
For those of you that didn’t know, Mahalo is a term used by Hawaiian natives that means “thank you”. Now you also know what the problem here is.
The People That Need These Seats
Something in translation was probably lost, cause this sounds a lot more aggressive and demeaning than it’s probably supposed to.
Puppies!
Are they real? Are they fake? Who cares! They’re adorable! Just pick one up and cuddle!
Departy
They had a pretty good joke going there. Unfortunately, the word “departy” threw everything off. It adds an extra syllable to the song that makes it flow much less smoothly.
Just Ask Politely
See, that’s all you have to do. Just ask politely, then people won’t have emergencies near you. They’ll just go somewhere else.
Older Men Problems
The one man sleeping is bad enough, but his friend can’t even seem to read what’s on his phone with his glasses. He really needed a magnifying glass too?
Fun On The Runway
It’s nice to see the pilot having fun, even if he’s on a break, but isn’t this dangerous? This is where the planes come in and take off from.
Doppelgänger
That guy better not turn around. Otherwise his doppelgänger might move in.
Who Checked A Stick?
This isn’t a TSA check-in point, this is baggage claim. It’s got a tag and everything. Must be a pretty important stick that someone felt the need to shelve out a couple hundred dollars to check it. Maybe it’s a magic wand.
